Short trip to ShenZhen

Yesterday I went to ShenZhen
Didn’t go in to visit my parents
Instead went with friends to look for fun
Some were planning to go massage right after custom
I suggested going for a scavenger hunt
Went down to the metro station
Acted like we just came out from the dungeon
Didn’t even know how to use the ticketing system
Finally reached the 老街station

The city is VERY vibrant
They even held a public hair cutting exhibition

K suggested to snap down the moment

Hoping some mag. company would post it by accident
Let’z see what will happen

After a few snacks the fun began






MASSAGE PARLOR that’z where we went
Me & Gerald started off with a 10 minutes stand
Coz we didn’t know the procedure man
At last we understood the programme
Took shower and exit to the end
Had a foot manicure got chiselled off a few grams
Now I am so content

Soon we had massage in a separate den
Talked dirty pretending to be a lady’s man
End up getting a few pinch & spanks
My masseuse’s a bit better looking but wasn’t professional with her hands
Squeezed my neck like choking a hen
She almost made a dent
Her mind must be somewhere in da LaLaLand
Gerald’s one was less pretty but treated him like a ram
佢舒服到完全無聲
Until… I heard a voice saying “Take it easy, I’ve got a cramp”
When the masseuse was massaging his ham
Overall he says it was a slam

Over to our female companions
They had a little incident
Coz one masseuse was unprofessional & had no patient
Asked my friend for tips right after her job was done
It ended up with a little confrontation
Da Manager came up to have a private conversation
Ease off the crowd in a typical Chinese fashion
Simply hearing but don’t know if he did listen
That’z the conventional way of handling a complain situation

After the JAM session
Someone almost fainted from starvation
Immediately ordered something to fill up her abdomen
Later we followed the Chinese Tradition
Hot Pot is what I’m about to mention
Finished in a hurry & off we go to our final destination
All had energy after the relaxation
But didn’t want to go far from their habitation
So one after another got eliminated station after station

Until everyone left
I had a crazy idea in my head
Asked Gerald to do a quick snap
Here’s the mischievous act
But it was a great pic to have
Especially for Ryan – The JackAss




In conclusion it was a great weekend in ShenZhen!
Soon I'll sound like a local resident
Let me do a little promotion
Go check out Kei's album for da memorable moments
Especially the GIRL sitting next to her MOM!!!