A Regrettable Evening

Just yesterday we had another outing
We met @ Kowloon city for noodle tasting


Then we went to Ronalds for a gathering

Things went alright at the beginning
Some were shooting, some were chatting

The rest were lounging


Around 11 something we had a couple joining
Things were still okay until Shellie came

Then someone started to get things cooking
We had a game of drawing and guessing
The winner gets to choose a pair to perform something
Uh ah….I guess Y’all can smell something burning
Someone suggested FRENCH KISSING

I was dumbfounded and scared tat I could be the one performing
Definitely there’s no evidence showing &
I believe I didn’t even make it on her listing
I solemnly apologize for my wrong doing.

Dear Friend,

I was totally insane &
Burst out something
Without using my brain

The remark was really hurtful &
Caused so much trouble
I took You for granted without being thoughtful


I am the one to blame &
I feel ashamed for da wrong saying
Sorry for causing so much pain

Though I know “SORRY really doesn’t mean anything,
Still I Hope You can be forgiving &
Give me a chance to start all over again.

Sincerely,
RL

On with da evening
We continued to come up with new games
One game called 7 Factor/s is quite interesting
One has to do some quick thinking
In order to win da game
The loser has to drink
Someone in particular is good at factors eliminating &
Caught the loser faster than lighting

It was funny that the loser is always the same
I believed the person’s drunk and wasn’t sane

Couldn’t make any clear judging &
Constantly shouting & ranting
After debating
He would say “Is okay I agree to whatever U’re saying”

While we were in da middle of something
He brought out a mop & did some cleaning
He’s really keen in house keeping &

Also very funny while he’s speaking
I highly recommend him to go for comedy casting

Finally da evening came to a closing
Everybody were so tired and kind of fishing
I was wild awake cause my brain were still playing
The incident of da eveing

I really have to stop bad mouthing
Coz it’s stupid to hurt each others feelings

Poor Gerald

Buffet night
Thought everything’s gonna take flight
Cause someone did plan before da night
Routine lateness was alright
Then someone called saying the restaurant’s fully booked for da night
In additional “I am Sorrrieeeee tat I couldn’t make it tonight”
Man I really wanted to spank her with all my might
But I was low in battery to even kill a mite

Next…
We were in a bit of a panic mode
Cause w’all don’t know which restaurant 2 go
Da 3 of us immediately scavenged around SOGO
Then someone recalled a booking which she hasn’t cancelled
After maneuvering among da dense people
We caught a taxi but heavy traffic were making it slow
Lucky tat the restaurant didn’t treat us as NO-SHOW

At da dinner table
We all ate like animalz
Everyone had their plate full
Knives & Folks all ready 2 work da load
Everything could be more wonderful
If they serve GOAT
Later on I had a noodle

One lady wanted one and didn’t know where to go
I thought she knows
Guess she didn't connect to her COMMON SENSE node


After BUFFET…
We went to Lok Hart road
There we met up with my 2 SSC people

We had one drink and everyone already wanted to go
Cause most of them need to work tomorrow


The saddest one has to be GERALD

Coz he didn’t drink and were forced to go
Hopefully 2 nite we’ll make it up to him @ Ronald’s!

MID-NIGHT AEROBIC

Another freaking crazy night

First, we had dinner with 5 gorgeous
(Emma, Vicky Poon, Ka Yee, Edith and Bon Bon)


Compare to others our ladyz definitely LOOK more gracious
No wonder the guyz at the corner seemed so jealous

Most of da time, everyone engaged in their own business

Leaving some idling without notice

Occasionally, there’re 1 or 2 topics that could arouse everyone’s interest
But RL always puts off the suggestion with his coldness
When people talk about him, he’ll either switch gear or show signs of redness
He’s always cynical about other’s motives & that’s his weakness

The food was ok delicious
Luckily there’re 5 vases to feel up my loneliness
Thank them for making the dinner less tasteless

After the dinner we went to karaoke
As usual we had a slow start coz everyone’s feeling a bit gloomy
Partly because this whole week has been rainy
Some left first saying they need to get up early
After 12, there were only 4 guyz and 3 ladyz

Midway during the karaoke
I felt so sleepy

Until Ronald forced me to sing a song solely

Later one beauty left coz she’s feeling a bit weary
But actually
She hasn’t been feeling well after drinking the Old Scotch Whisky
As a friend I urge her to take good care of her body
Coz she’s a pretty lady and someday she might want to have a baby
Next time I suggest we hold an alcohol – free party
So as to keep everyone healthy

I don’t know what happened to the 6 of us
After she left, we went into a mid-night MADNESS

Man, everyone were so hyped up
People would have thought we were doing drugs
We selected all those hot dance music &
Everybody were dancing including da chics
I did my signature split without da kick
Gay 哥 got aroused & jumped on me trying to split my legs
We thank GOD tat Gay 哥didn’t swing his DICK
Or else we’ll all get sick!!!


After the commotion
We continued on with our dance revolution
Along da way, we try different dance position
Until we saw Aaron Kwok’s improvisation
Our jaw dropped with an exclamation!

The MADNESS stopped after we burnt up our food intake
After hours of sleep I can still feel the muscle ache
All thanks to a GOOOOOOD “MID-NIGHT AEROBIC”!!!

Side-story:
This blog took almost half the page
Still I wanna tell Y’all a little about what we engaged
As me and Gerald were walking back to my cage
We happened to see a HUGE CLEAVAGE!!!
I am not talking about the breast cleavage
I am talking about the BUTT cleavage!!!
This one is Deep, Huge and Weight Heavier than a Gauge!
No wonder people say “Life is like a Stage”
Things can happen at any age
Live on & U’ll be amazed!!!

HAPPY

I am glad that I had a drink with my buddies
Though I still go around bad mouthing everybody
Especially the beautiful lady

I discovered tat the real Chemistry is simply
ME being ME
And that’s what makes everyone happy!

The Final Decision

Hey Y’all after prolonged investigation
I’ve came up with da final decision

We will meet at the same Location:
Meet @: Tsim Sha Tsui 地下鐵A2 出口
Time: 7:30pm
Date: 19 AUG 2005

But different restaurant for our congregation

http://www.tonyromas-mms.com/Restaurants%20folder/HK%20folder/tsslocat.html


Pls do check their menu for recommendation:

http://www.tonyromas-mms.com/Menu%20folder/menu.html

This Friday

Y’all Decision has been made
巴西燒烤餐廳Brazil BBQ Restaurant is the place
尖沙咀加連威老道94號尖東廣場1樓101-105室

MEET @
Time: 7:30pm sharp
Date: 19 Aug 2005
Location: 尖沙咀地下鐵 B2 出口

Pls check the link out:
http://www.openrice.com/big5/sr2.htm?shopid=8999

Cirque Du Soleil

O Lay Ooooooo Lay
Who are they???
They are from the Cirque Du Soleil
This is the typical routine for a training day
The girl looks relax and gay
I had difficulty doing the split that day
Jeans made it hard to split sideways

This beauty is on her way to Cirque Du Soleil
Coz she’s been training hard everyday

We really did sync on that particular day
U can tell by looking at the grin on our faces
It was such a happy day!

MEET ON FRIDAY

Seems like everyone is ok on any day
Let'z meet on Friday
I suggest somewhere that’z easy 4 all to locate
Kowloon, New Territories or HK
Please give me a reply today

I have a restaurant link below
Please check it and tell me which restaurant U want to go

http://www.openrice.com/big5/

Thank You Very Much All!

A NIGHT OUT with DA LONERZ

Tonight I went out for dinner
With 4 other loners
Someone ate like a Tazmania
Ate tat fast all becoz of her
Left for MK immediately after the dinner
Hope no one got killed by this maniac driver
U guyz will know what tat person is up to later

Afterwards the 4 of us went somewhere closer
We chit chat for about half an hour &
Started playing the game that’s been so popular
I call it the “Time killer”
This time the mood is merrier
3 kissers and 1 receiver
Exactly which area?
Tat’z for U to discover
Behind the strong character
This person is a man killer
Short skirts nice legs showing da glamour &
Had everyone drooling like a hungry tiger
Even a guy sitting with a lover
Can’t stop starring at her

We ended the evening a bit earlier
Overall it was a pleasure
Coz we all gotta see a different side of her.

INVITATION (PLS DO REPLY! THANKS!)

Hey y'all I really need your help
I wanna hold a gathering for my buddy elf
Is either on this Thrusday (4)
Or Friday (5)
Please drop a comment (e.g Ryan -> 4 or Ryan -> 5) &
Tell me when U have free time to spend
Please reply before Wednesday
Hope everyone can make time on 1 of the day

Thanks ALL.

LONELY (Lyric By RL)

WO's CONFESSION:

Lonely I am so Lonely
I am here I am here
Baby please notice me
Don’t just ignore me
I could be your potential dear
U guyz so cozy and I’m so lonely
Please let me join in Baby
Damn it dear, can't U see my tears???

細水長流

昨天的遊戲簡直是個惡鬥
親來親去沒人怕口臭
有的玩起來會很害羞
最後還得輕碰嘴頭

不過…

玩這遊戲沒可能毫無保留
除非我完全醉昏了頭
不然真的沒法把感情全投

而且…

本人已獨居了太久
人也變得不解溫柔
昨晚真的難為了所有女優

最後…

有緣才會碰頭
有心才成好友
所以從今以後
本人會少食蒜頭
也會少出口
盡量多加點溫柔
好讓下次親親的時候
大家會更享受

說真的…

希望彼此的友誼能細水長流!!!

P.S. Thank You Very Much RONALD!!!

Congratulation!!!

I have to say congratulation
After weeks of contemplation
Lady X finally joins the MSN conversation

At first, she was in a state of confusion
& was slow in her motion
I invited her for a group discussion
She kept typing in the wrong location
5 seconds later, she’s familiar with da MSN functions
The next second, she left without hesitation
After we had a little language collision

She’s stubborn, competitive & strong
Like a ROSE covered with Thorns
“話一就一話二就二”sounds like 大老 of some tong
Hope someday she can loose the horn
And wear a thong &
Stop singing those sad songs
Then…
Everyone would be turned on!!!

Amazing Photo Taking

Once in a blue moon the photographer would do some capturing
This time is smoking
No need to explain
Jus let Ur eyez blink &
Keep Ur eyeballs rolling &
Pls stop droooooooling!!!

Farted???

Stop Hiding
Did U FART or Something???

Come Back to REALITY

Man Come Back to Reality
& Stop being dreamy
Guess You are just horny
Thinking wat will happen when da Ladyz get dopy
Don't take it seriously
I am just trying to be funny

SIGNAGE

Words in Red:
Gal What'z wrong with your eye
Save da WINK till Ronald sing
"SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYEZ"!!!

Words in Yellow:
Again the hand is doing the damage
Pls don't abuse the signage
Besides using it when U have road rage
Is useful when U're sexually engaged
SO Plz Plz Plz don't abuse the signage!!!

The Wink

Why every lady is doing tat thing
Is cute when U know howta do the wink
But most look awkward and exhausting
Most of all, it increases Ur wrinkle lining
So, Pls stop practicing!

Pls Don't Make it Bloody Juicy

Man we are singing at the Karaoke
Why would U wanna start shooting everybody
Though she looks abit sleepy
Pointing fingers to her like that is scary
BTW, she's innocent & admired by da majority
Pls spare her life and don't make it bloody juicy!!!

What a Life

Here's a sneak peek to a writer's life
There's no fine dinner or media hype
Just a bowl of white rice with some meat slice
Plus got no one to spend da lonely nite!

Stop Playing With Da Camera

YO YO YO
Pls look at da Camera
Not Play with da Camera

Stop the Abuse (PG13: Parental guidance suggested)

Words in Yellow:
Don't abuse
When da lady refuse
Leave da hand for other use

Words in Red:
Naughty Hand
Turns U into an ugly man
Stop squeezing mayo with Ur HAND!!!

NO Sipping & Peeping Plz

No Sipping & Peeping while someone is shooting
Coz it looks like a thief stealing something

Just For LAUGHS

AfTer a LoNg dAy oF wOrKing HarD
eVerybodY aLmOsT BrEak aParT
The ConteNt mIghT be a liTtle hARsh
pLeAse dOn’T taKe It to The heArT
I dId iT aLl JUST FOR LAUGHS

AMEN

2 weeks ago I introduced da CX bunch to my friendz
2 weeks later they all exchanged numbers and be friendz
Soon they’ll all hook up and hold handz
It’s just a matter when
It feels good that I’ve done something to help out the lonely men
As for me, I’ll continue on with my one man band
Making connections everywhere to satisfy the demand
Let’z wish them GOOD LUCK! AMEN.

Somebody oughtta get some sleep!!!

Take a look at these 2 sleepy sheep
Damn I wonder how long they didn't sleep
Half open eyez with closing eyelids
Looks like they’ve been out there begging for something to eat
Saw 2 black patches below the eyez
Thought she purposely putted the eye shadow on the wrong side
To reflect the latest make-up style
But after a while
I figured they just need to hit da shower
And get a good rest to boost their power

Pretty ladyz plz get some sleep
Coz U 2 look like U’ve been smoking WEED!

I felt So ashamed

Around evening I received a call from a sexy thing
She asked me for computer trouble shooting
I wasn’t able to do the correct thinking
So I passed the phone to Eunice whom U’all thought we had something going
This lady is very knowledgeable in what she’s doing
Treat the problem like nothing
10 minutes on da phone & she’s done the problem solving
I really really need to get my brain working
Keep it running and never let it sit there idling
Fingers crossed hoping
I will get a job immediately and start functioning
So I can stop regretting or feeling ashame

Catch Him If You Can

Wanna know who’s behind the scene
He’s a Mean Machine
A teaser tat’z what he’s deemed
Though he’s a man with a dream
For now, he’s standing on a beam
Coz the poll below aroused everyone to kill him
Hehehe…let’z see who can really catch him???

Get Down & Vote!

CC1

CC2

Here are 2 pix tat someone took
Please take a closer look &
Tell me which couple has the greater potential to get hooked?

Let’z all get down and vote!!!

Talking Heart To Heart

Yesterday nite we all took a journey to the Heart
We had a late start
Coz people were so into their own arts
Snapping shots and practicing piano imaging they were in a park

Later on, we played a game
U’re right is “Truth or Dare” again
Things were a bit rough in the beginning
Coz one gentlemen and one lady were battling

Full of frustration
Leads to playing intimidation
Da battle wears off until one had a stomach dysfunction
Then one smart ass suggested to play emotion
Damn this one had da 5 of us on a spiritual exploration
We talked skin deep about love relation
One talked about his experience and the rest listen
Didn’t know he’s a committed lover from his physical appearance
After that we continue on with the discussion
Someone asserted that “U won’t know unless you sign on to the expedition”
For me, I choose to take a little more time to do some preparation
Coz men are usually the onez who take initiation
Time, money and health play a major factor in the love equation
We wouldn’t want to make the wrong assumption &
End up with da wrong calculation
By the way, who wouldn’t want a "Match Made in Heaven"

Definitely, sometime in life one has to step out from the dark
Love can be blind when U’re so into the part
But be sure to wake up when the relationship is tearing U apart &
Please don’t jump into a relationship just to fill up your lonely heart
Otherwise is no different than shopping at da Wal-Mart!

31 July 2005, The Craziest Night!!!

Oh Dear Oh Dear what a night
Yesterday I had the craziest night
We changed rooms more than twice
Before everyone get to work da MIC
Things were going smooth until mid-night
When we get to the hardcore game of Da Night

Is call "Truth or Dare "
2 of the 6 joined together as a pair
Though most questions circled around LOVE affairs
This time ain’t nothing like a questionnaire
Coz someone is so into performing DARE
Most dare got me pulling my hair
As the performer was grasping for air
Everyone has their fair share of the "Truth or Dare"
Secrets were revealed everywhere
Until everyone has nothing to bare

At the end…

I was ranting about my love perspective
Sorry for being a little offensive
Coz I didn't have enough sleep & food to replenish
It's wonderful that someone had their mission accomplished
Overall it was a total craze
Revealed secrets had everyone amazed
Sorry tat I can only write within a certain margin
The rest is for you to imagine!!!