Short trip to ShenZhen

Yesterday I went to ShenZhen
Didn’t go in to visit my parents
Instead went with friends to look for fun
Some were planning to go massage right after custom
I suggested going for a scavenger hunt
Went down to the metro station
Acted like we just came out from the dungeon
Didn’t even know how to use the ticketing system
Finally reached the 老街station

The city is VERY vibrant
They even held a public hair cutting exhibition

K suggested to snap down the moment

Hoping some mag. company would post it by accident
Let’z see what will happen

After a few snacks the fun began






MASSAGE PARLOR that’z where we went
Me & Gerald started off with a 10 minutes stand
Coz we didn’t know the procedure man
At last we understood the programme
Took shower and exit to the end
Had a foot manicure got chiselled off a few grams
Now I am so content

Soon we had massage in a separate den
Talked dirty pretending to be a lady’s man
End up getting a few pinch & spanks
My masseuse’s a bit better looking but wasn’t professional with her hands
Squeezed my neck like choking a hen
She almost made a dent
Her mind must be somewhere in da LaLaLand
Gerald’s one was less pretty but treated him like a ram
佢舒服到完全無聲
Until… I heard a voice saying “Take it easy, I’ve got a cramp”
When the masseuse was massaging his ham
Overall he says it was a slam

Over to our female companions
They had a little incident
Coz one masseuse was unprofessional & had no patient
Asked my friend for tips right after her job was done
It ended up with a little confrontation
Da Manager came up to have a private conversation
Ease off the crowd in a typical Chinese fashion
Simply hearing but don’t know if he did listen
That’z the conventional way of handling a complain situation

After the JAM session
Someone almost fainted from starvation
Immediately ordered something to fill up her abdomen
Later we followed the Chinese Tradition
Hot Pot is what I’m about to mention
Finished in a hurry & off we go to our final destination
All had energy after the relaxation
But didn’t want to go far from their habitation
So one after another got eliminated station after station

Until everyone left
I had a crazy idea in my head
Asked Gerald to do a quick snap
Here’s the mischievous act
But it was a great pic to have
Especially for Ryan – The JackAss




In conclusion it was a great weekend in ShenZhen!
Soon I'll sound like a local resident
Let me do a little promotion
Go check out Kei's album for da memorable moments
Especially the GIRL sitting next to her MOM!!!

SPLENDID

Yesterday nite was full of sparks
Finally introduced my high school sweet heart

She’s always so elegant & so sharp
Not to mention she’s also very smart

Wondering how it all happened???
Here’s how it all begun
I haven’t seen her for 6 months
So I called her for a reunion
Asked Gerald to join since we were all SSC students
Thought of going to LKF for some refreshment
End up shopping @ 7-Eleven

Later we added one more person

She’s from da CX bunch
Marble chess was fun

But “What lies beneath” had me frightened
Me & the other shared our story and the rest listen
Until everyone had spoken
Someone went into da Kitchen
Made something for us to munch

Afterwards we continue with the excitement
My heart was pumping faster than everyone
Didn’t have enough sleep & was acting kind of dumb
“Dragon – I”, I said “I – Dragon”
Is my turn & still starring at the other person
At one time we had a deadlock moment

Can’t imagine the first card is one
Coincidentally the looser has no card & the ACE has to be taken

We left no choice but to take another option
In the end, everybody won
Except the one with the slowest motion

The whole time I was kinda frigid

It was fortunate
Tat others were vivid
Thank Y’all for making the nite so SPLENDID!!!

無陰公

After I came home
I didn’t feel alone
Coz I was in da zone
Singing “Yeah Yeah Yeah…oh oh…Yeah Yeah Yeah” by Soler 個兩支弓
Playing that in mind is like 食左腦輕鬆
所有煩惱都一掃而空

尋日食左東蔭公
搞到屁眼熱烘烘
大小異便不暢通
朝早起身眼矇矇
已係時晨要返工
哩個weekend又係一支弓
Sigh….真係無陰公

October 1st

October 1st is the date of China’s birth
We celebrated @ the MK turf
4 of us reached the diner first
Ordered early thinking tat it wouldn’t hurt
The waitress was cold & inert
Didn’t have the energy to converse
With words on her forehead saying “I’m just here to serve”

Though the service was one of the worst
All dishes got served up like a cannon burst
Finished quick coz we didn’t wanna get cursed
Laughter almost got us to spurt

Da last 2 came in time to disburse

1 was shaking, thinking the bill might be beyond his purse

Man sorry, next time please do come first

Next we went to do something healthy
The game requires mental agility

This game was resurrected by a girl name Kayee
First time I played was with 3 other persons only
This time all 6 angles were loaded fully
It requires brain power plus physical durability
Coz the place is small and tiny
Less than 4 moves I already got stuck completely
From the pictures below U can see

Everyone is down and gloomy

Next time I suggest we do it separately
Or we play something less brainy


Later on I suggested going midnight Karaoke
It’s been a while since the last midnite K-party
At the beginning, it was less cheery
Mainly because we waited an hour before entry

The lady kept lying at the registry
It took 30 minutes to get an empty room clean & ready
Doll, the place ain’t no sanctuary
IS JUST KARAOKE

After a few hours we started to get warm & hearty
Some were snapping photos like paparazzi
2 in particular were snapping fast & crazy


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Others were singing emotionally


One lady got kind of tipsy

& wanted to dance with somebody
Came up to me
Coz I’m da one with the excess energy
Sadly we didn’t sync in harmony
We both dance so differently
The beat of the song is fast and heavy
Why still move like we were in the 70s???
The hand wave can be kind of sassy
Definitely not the song I’m mentioning here

The night ended with everyone feeling weary
Lucky today is a red day nationally
Have a nice weekend everybody
& Look forward to the next BIG activity!