Caught In The Act!!!

People, Please take a look at da pic
Vicky sure knows how to snap real quick
Caught a mouse in da pic
This million dollar photo take
Got me cracking till my stomach aches
Thank you so much Miss VIC

July 30, 2005 BBQ

Yesterday’s event was a flop
I didn’t have a detail plan to make it pop
Wasted so much time at the shop
Buying grocery and popz

At the bbq….

Indifferent topics made it hard 4 everyone to get involve
Da story about mid-night chic hunt ain’t hot
I had to intervene and make a stop
OR the event really would end with a FULLSTOP.

At the end…

I am sorry that one of da ladyz needs to take cap at a bus stop
I have to thank her for being a good sport
I bet she would be better off with her friendz drinking shots
It shows that I still have tons to learn before getting a PR job

Anyways, Thank y’all so much for showing your support


Around 1 o’clock
We chewed out in some snack shop
Conversation wasn’t boiling until we talked about jobs
The topic got so hot, and I finally get smacked by a hotshot

I know she mean good
I admit I need to improve
Start making changes & Stop being a goof
Look up and stop starring at my foot
Have the courage to face life when it ain’t smooth
Sorry for being silent and a little aloof
When U were showing me on how to improve

U counseled me coz we are close
Thank you very much coach
U don’t have to feel bad & apologize
Coz it shows U care when U were getting all energized
I just wanna say “THANK YOU” to Emma, Vicky and Edith
When I can’t even hold my pants at my hip
Meaning I barely have enough to eat
They show support and tell me not to loose it
I’ll do my best to try to fit
And Someday I will reach the SUMMIT!

Ladyz Are Y'all Ready to use Your Heelz???

Last Saturday someone mentioned about Barbecque
These few days people were asking whether is real?
I don’t know coz I wasn’t the one who came up with da deal
The BBQ thing is making me reel
If the person is just “blowing water” and not for real
Then Ladyz please get ready to use your heelz

My New Neighbor?

Man oh man, today I had a visitor
This person has nothing to do with my family whatsoever
My family has only 4 members
Me, my parents and my brother
Perhaps nature thinks 5 would be a good number
Tat’z why this person is sent to act as an equalizer

This new member is a bit shorter
Have a serious face but is actually a JOKER
Behaves like Bart Simpson except without the peanut butter fingers
This person even shared my dinner
All of a sudden, I couldn’t remember
Is this person a visitor or my new neighbour
Hahaha...bet y'all are wondering who's the mischief-maker?

Vicky Vicky Vicky

This girl has many good qualities
From internal to external she exerts a certain femininity (hehe)
The amazing contour lines of her body makes everyone say "GEE".

BUT…

It takes more than beauty to organize a festivity of such an enormity
It was a party of more than twenty
With different personalities &
Amazingly W'all enjoyed the friendly atmosphere

Let’z give her a round of applause for her amazing ability
Be sure to join her party
Don’t miss the opportunity
Or y’all will cry like a baby

Thank You Very Much My CX Bunch

Yesterday night, after high school reunion
Emma called me to have another one
This time is the CX reunion
My friend asked if he can come
I said yes and he brought more than one
My friendz are such a horny bunch
Heard there’re girlz and immediately said “I’ll come”

One of my friend is such a funny one
We left Stanley at 12 and reached TT at 1
Along da way we had an amazing run
He stops at green and accelerates at a red one
Lucky there’s no police or we’ll be pointed by gunz

In general these bunch of horny ones
Won’t stop until they get to see some Honey Bunz
Very fortunate my ex-CX colleagues are of high quality onez
And knows how to put up a smile & have fun
If not, I’ll definitely get booted in the BUM

Thank y’all my CX bunch!

BTW: My friendz are already asking when we’ll have da next one

Don’t believe everything you read from my blog!!!

First of all, I thank y’all for reading my blog
2-night, Some raised questions about the content while we talk
Please don’t believe everything I wrote in the blog
Coz Some are true but most are not &
I tend to be a little exaggerated to get U involve
Please don’t fry the news with your wok &
Make rumors around the block
Coz People can easily get burn by your mock
It is all my fault &
I apologize for being over imaginative with my thought

Generally speaking, please do filter & criticize what you read from my blog

THANK YOU!

After Thought - DAYLIGHT

Life is full of spikes
But alcohol abuse is jus not bright
Things don’t have to be so tight
Learn to let go will make things light
Make some changes in LIFE &
Keep ur head upright &
Soon U’ll see the DAYLIGHT

Phone Mate

I really don’t know what to say
A lovely lady called me these 2 dayz
To see if I am OK
I appreciate she called to say Hey
But if she called becoz she’s having a boring day
Then I have to say
I am sorry coz I am not paid be your phone mate

P.S.
On the flip side I do have to appreciate
Her persistence to stimulate
Pushing me to find a job right away
Thank You Very Much My Phone Mate

Lovely Emma

Around 3:30pm I received a call from a mysterious caller
I thought is from the employer whom I had an interview earlier
She called my name as an opener
But didn’t know what to say after
I slowly woke up and wonder
How come this voice sounds so familiar
“Damn” I finally realized is the prank caller
Who goes by the name of EMMA

Now y'all tell me, "WHO'S THE REAL PRANKSTER???"

Discrepancy!?

Tonight, out of curiosity
I had dinner with 4 gorgeous ladyz
Edith, Michelle, Sharon & Vicky

At the beginning
The conversation is about food generally
Coz most of them were hungry
After filling up their tummyz
With some of the puniest delicacies
They gained more energy &
Conversation started to get heavy & spicy
Topics range from feet sore to human personality
The immense varieties were enough to build a library

All the while I adopted a strategy
Sat there quietly to observe & listen carefully
It wasn’t that bad as one might think it would be
I gotta hear some confidentiality
Which they don’t discuss openly
Especially when they chat about guy’s personality
Arrogance is agreed to be the public enemy
But Guess what they came up finally?
“Guy with no “QUALI” is fine by me,
As long as he has the beauty,
Cause I care about the face only”

First I thought "What a bunch of coyotes. "
But when I think more thoroughly
It also applies to guyz like me
So, Is there any discrepancy between the guyz & the ladyz
NO!!! I can put it down firmly &
That'z the reality

Sisterz, Keep Your Headz Up Above the Ground!!!

One of our fair ladyz is a bit down
She doesn’t know how to turn it around
Cause her bf is a hound &
Didn’t bother to spend some quality time

I know how this might sound
But sister you gotta keep your head up above the ground
Though is hard to find a good looking guy who would stay around
As long as you keep your head up above the ground
Promise you someday that someone will be found

Sweet Delusion

This evening has been a Sweet Delusion
Edith was in great agitation
Caused by the upheaval in her love relation
She unleashed all her emotions
2 glasses of Long Island Tea weakened her orientation
And caused her a little exhaustion

Given such a proposition
Shoulder is the only solution
Hence, she requested to use mine for relaxation
I complied with her suggestion

Thought I am a man with a clear perception
Still I’ve made a wrong decision
Our skin had a little collision &
Slowly sparkled my sexual sensation
Shoot, I shouldn’t take that position
Now, I have to quickly erase the delusion
From my memory location
Or else I have to deal with the side-effect from this hallucination

What an evil temptation!!!

PRANKSTER

Please don’t label me as a prankster
I don’t mean to play prank on her
It’z just I didn’t know they’ll still go under such a weather
Next time, hope she can call me earlier
So I would be on time even when there’s a disaster &
U bet I’ll be there for her

Partying with Da Ladyz

Gotta say I am a bit lucky
Though quitted CX suddenly
I still gotta hang out with da pretty ladyz

Yesterday was a real wide party
With a head count of almost twenty
Since HK is getting very hot lately
The ladies sure know how to get sexy
Short shirts, tube tops made them look like a hotty &
Got me wondering, “Are they really over twenty?”
Sizzling bodyz blended with the music at the karaoke
Really created a harmony
Definitely, an extra bonus to the party

From the above complimentaryz
You might think they are really hot ladyz
With a model like body

But…

In fact they are all shortyz, like the 7 dwarfs in Disney!!!

P.S. Please don't kill me becoz of my honesty...hehehe

Thank You Part 3

If it's not becoz of U
I don’t know I’ll be busting rhymes for whom
Your ideas enlightened me to figure out what to do
Every one of your comments had been a boost to my fuel
Fired up my inspiration to write more for U

I understand is hard for some of U
To loose that CX hair-do & throw away the rulez &
I believe some of U are wandering like headless goose
But no matter what U do, we’ll be mentally supporting U &
Remember whenever U’re too down to stay cool
U know we’re always here for U

Call Somalia Hotline: 46709394
THANK YOU