Season's Greeting

It’s time to sing the CHORUS
& Celebrate to the FULLNESS
Coz IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!
Wish Y’all Forever Happiness!!!

P.S. RONALD, Stop torturing yourself with loneliness
Come out and U might meet some gorgeous
To entertain your PENIS!!!

Barbecue Marathon!!!

Saturday’s WTO riot in Hong Kong
Went from dust till dawn
Protestors were pounding their gong
Police were whacking with their baton
Me didn’t bother to go along

Instead…

Went to VP for a BBQ Marathon
Don’t know what’z wrong
We were eating on and on and on
Suddenly came a storm
Exactly when da fire was strong
The stove dropped like a bomb
& Half of da charcoals were gone
We were all too excited to RESPOND
30 secs later, Augustin was prompt
Snapped down da moment before it was gone
We kept eating to keep ourselves warm
Slowly we all started to yawn
Glanced @ da clock….Darn! It’s been 6 hours long!

Really THANK VP for providing us food & warmth
And Let US work it all night long
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR DA GREAT BBQ MARATHON!!!

FLY ME TO THE MOON

Vicky Poon Vicky Poon
We all suppose to gather @ the K-room
And sing you a B-day tune
Sorry that I went off so soon
Coz final’s coming & study has to resume

2nite U were in a fume
Kept tuning up Ur volume
Forced Henry to meet his doom
While he just mend his old wound

U 2 were like debating in a classroom
Made the rest so damn gloom
Next time, please do ask us to leave for washroom
Before U 2 start to boom
Or I’ll have Ronald Sinatra sing “FLY ME TO THE MOON”

HANK needs a SPANK!

HANK needs a SPANK,
Ryan focusing on final exam
Ronald don’t give a damn
He's too busy looking for a WO-MAN
Kayee wants more sports activity program
Emma hooked up with blackman
Borrowed my VCD & don't know where she went?
Edith waiting for a new man
Gerald hiding in his den
Sai wor back with his girlfriend
Bouncing in his civic sedan
Sharon, Shellie flying off to Japan
Mike stays home & be the doorman
Eating dry sardine from a can
Vicky U getting ready for the weekend ???
This rhyme sounded very much like one of our friend’s
With a “Yeah!” that’z how he ends! YEAH!!!

Hope someday I can ask K for a dance….Damn stop dreaming man.

1st TIME SHOCK

Don’t Y’all just love the previous blog
It sure brought a lot for all to talk
Don’t know if this would be the next top?
Ok, let’z hear the beat of this new hip-hop

Me & Little Ghost gave each other a lot of shocks
She’s a member of the VP mob
Second encounter at Ronald’s already started to kick box
A sneak peek to her parent’s house was a real pop
Showed me her BOB once she got out of the barber shop
Bumped into her after a nice little walk
Kept giving each other firsthand shocks around the clock
Hum….wondering what's next in stock???

Once again THANK Y’ALL for all the great support!!!

Thanks for the Commentz!

Thank you for the commentz
But I need to clear one thing before I commence

Didn’t ask her to be my girlfriend
Simply because I am a lonely man
Once, I did hold her hand
Then I was lost & she didn’t know where I went
I left at the time when we most content
It was a real torment
Right now I will give my Hundred And Ten percent
Hoping our pass can be mend

Thank U Little Ghost for spreading the news like an ant
Just kidding, Happy that Y’all are my friendz
Always give me a spank when I need a helping hand
Again kidding…knowing you guyz I am really content
Before, I didn’t understand
At least not until I joined the trend*
Now I know how important are families and friends
Definitely includes My GirlFriend! Hahaha!

* Trend - thousands lined up just to join CX

It Was COLD

It's all good that we happen to run into each other
I'll introduce her
Is just a matter of sooner or later
But...VP and Edith already met her earlier
So it shouldn't be a wonder

Yesterday after Me and Eileen walked around the coast
I happen to saw a GHOST
Standing next to a bar post
Thought she was posing as a model
After I walked up close
Is someone we all know
She called herself DA LITTLE GHOST

Next time I better be watchful
Coz seeing a ghost really made me COLD!

去定唔去?!

今晚真係好鬼有趣
雖然個Party 多人多到成個墟
竟然十個裡面先有一個女
仲以為入咗基佬區
好在我夠醒水
寧願返屋企食煎堆
好過成晚坐響度戇居居
最後奉勸大家一句
陽盛陰衰就千企唔好去!!!

不過點都要祝賀吓佢
生日快樂, 你又大一歲!